So being the well connected people that we are, we got YouTuber Paperlilies to hire out a tool of her choosing. First she wanted Roller Hockey Action Man but that is still in the shed getting repaired after Barnaby's meeting with the wall. Second choice was Happy Feet which we delivered to her doorstep.

We weren't sure what would happen next...would she go to Winter Wonderland in Hyde Park and hand out wooly socks to the skate hirers? Or would she go off on a complete tangent from the comfort of her house?
Yup, you guessed right.
Thanks Bryony for your hire, it was a work of pure creativity. For everyone else though, stick to the rules. Wooly socks for ice skaters, not for straining tea. Deal?