Captain Stress Relief

Forget quantitive easing, popping bubble wrap is the only effective way to reduce the stresses brought about by the credit crunch. You can become the nation’s erstwhile relaxant for a day.
Your powers will take you through your local town or city offering people your bubbles at every given opportunity. If however you fancy going to a club, bar or particularly a stress clinic, we recommend that you have enough bubbles left to pop. There’s only one thing more stressful than the credit crunch, that’s a fully popped bubble wrap suit.

Delivery: To your home, or other particularly stressful place.
Proof: Get a friend to film you and upload your masterpiece to YouTube.
Carrot: 2 VIG SIMs. One for you. One for Spielberg.