The Human Hand Dryer

Imagine a Victorian arcade machine complete with its very own butler.
Well that’s what this is – The Human Hand Dryer. The tool’s objective is simple; the hirer must stand inside the device and dry people’s hands with nice soft cotton towels.
In testing we have found humming and casual banter to be an effective icebreaker.
We have also found that people are wary of the tool to start with, with confidence building as more drinks are consumed. Typical.

Delivery: You just turn up to the right place. It will be a bar in London.
Proof: We’ll arrange the video footage.
Carrot: 1VIG SIM. Special.