Mr Film Noir

You know the scene; Humphrey Bogart. Trilby hat. That husky voiceover giving a running commentary. Well, we thought it would be nice if we did it for real. Yes, polish your Bogart impressions and hire the Film Noir suit. It comes with a built-in microphone and speakers so all you have to do is give a Film Noir style commentary to what is going on around you. Think…
“Prêt a manger? Hmmm, deja-vu. I walked slowly towards the Peking-duck wrap.”

Delivery: We’ll arrange a secret meeting place. Of course.
Proof: Get a friend to film you. Upload the days’ exploits on YouTube.
Carrot: 2 VIG SIMs. One for you. One for Spielberg.