Gimp

Before you ask, yes, this tool is a real gimp. Not a suit that the hirer wears, but a gimp for the hirer to have for the day. Gimp is a savoury fellow…almost old school. He doesn’t do things that some other younger gimps like to do.

Gimp will help carry your shopping, show you and your mates interesting pub tricks and even have tea with your granny. Obviously, Gimp has feelings too, so you can’t be too mean to him/it.

Delivery: Gimp will meet you where you tell him to. As long as he can get to you and back to London in one piece in the same day.
Proof: Get a friend to film you. Upload the days’ exploits on YouTube.
Carrot: 2 VIG SIMs. One for you. One for Spielberg.